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| Ah! Yes.. guess what happened? I’m leaving for Australia again on the 11th of February and most of my stuff are in S’s room… cause she rented it throughout the summer holidays. She’s only going back on the 22nd of February… while I’m reaching there on the 12th of February… so that’s like an extra ten days right I would have to wait for her? So the obvious solution to this is that I should ask her for her room keys so that I could get my stuff out of the room… and so that I could have back my stuff! Like even my towels and computer are with her… ANYWAY!
Somehow there was a misunderstanding… I thought she was ignoring my phone calls and sms-es because she didn’t wanna give her keys to me. And that I misunderstood again that she trusts this peter guy more then me because she would rather have the keys passed to him… who was going to reach there on the 21st… but in the end the parents were not very comfortable in passing the keys here and there to different people… understandable right? Haha..okok.. here’s the funny part.
Her boyfriend… J as you guys all know… tried to stand up for her like a man… haha.. would give me a ten for the effort though… like he called me and told me that he doesn’t like me talking to S like that.. blah blah blah… and then … ohohoh… told me that S doesn’t owe me anything and I should follow her timetable to get my stuff out of the room… haha.. in between he threw a couple of ‘big big’ words to make his point more stable… but like the gentleman I was, I just told him that I will call Sabrina up and apologize… think he might take a leak if I said anything else… his voice was THAT jittery! Man… what kind of lame-arse banana is he? I was just thinking that the ORIGINAL question was whether I could have the keys on the 12th of February and he had to come out all hero-like and stuff… sigh! What some men would do for the woman! He claims that S was under a lot of pressure and was trying to please everyone… meaning that it was very irresponsible for me to even ask the keys from her in the first place… sigh!
Oh well.. thought this misunderstanding was solved until he had to throw more oil into the fire… but anyway…if he does see this blog, here’s a word of advice from a man.
“don’t try to act tough if you don’t know what’s going on… you would just be a laughing stock in my eyes.”
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| Titled: Notes from a medical lexicographer's waste basket
Abortion: The quantity usually served to one person; as, "Give me
abortion of potatoes."
Aorta: Proper or required behaviour; as, "If there's nothing more
to drink maybe aorta go home."
Apnoea: Form of greeting to one whose arrival has been unduly
delayed; as, "We was wondering what apnoea."
Bigeminy: Auxiliary intensive; derived from a phonetically
disguised invocation of the Deity, used mainly for emphasis; as, "You'll pay
this bill, bigeminy, or else."
Cauterize: To have become the object of observation by a third
party; as He kept looking at her until he finally cauterize."
Cerebration (my favourite!): A joyous ritual (Japanese); as, "In
Tokyo, when cherry brossoms broom, we have big cerebration."
Coryza: Manifestation of emotional disturbance; as, "Everytime I
hafta go out on a night call, she sits down and coryza eyes out."
Digitalis: Introductory phrase of inquiry as to information
conveyed from the second person; as, "If we weren't supposed to know about it,
why digitalis?"
Enema: One who is unfriendly; an antagonist; as, "A guy like that
is his own worst enema."
Ephedrine: The use of plumage as adornment, especially when named
for an Italian paste; as, "Stuck ephedrine his hat and called it macaroni."
Haemorrhoid: Transportation afforded a third person; as, "He didn't
have his car so I offered haemorrhoid."
Heredity: Located in the present time; as, "We're heredity and gone
tomorrow."
Parotitis: Costume worn on the lower half of the body by an acrobat
or trapeze performer; as, "Before you go out there on stage you'd better
put on a parotitis."
Scirrhus: Comment on unrestrained speech or behaviour; as, "What
are you trying to do, scirrhus to death?"
Supinate: Departure from the usual dietary practice at the
beginning of a meal; as, "I passed up the supinate the salad."
Trismus: The festival of the nativity; yuletide
Urinalysis: Relating to the environment of the second person with
repsect to the lodgings of a specified third person; as, "I'm in
Mary's room and urinalysis."
Urticaria: Indicative of a desire to be manually transported by a
third person; as, "The only reason that kid is screaming at her mother is
that she wants urticaria."
Xiphocostal: An estimate of value; as, "It ain't pretty but it
looks as xiphocostal lot of money."
Zona radiata: Relating to the probable cause of thermally induced
olfaction; as, "It smells in here like somebody left a can of sardines
zona radiata."
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| 3 playful years in kindergarten 6 fun years in primary school 4 memorable years in secondary school 1 forgetable year in college and 3 amazing years in undergrad 320 tests/exams/papers (yes i counted) later... and my final paper for my undergraduate degree is just 22 hours away... how i don't care about it.. can't even bother to read my notes now... well... 1 unknown year of postgrad life left next... | | |
| Sigh! almost speechless when I saw this! A reply from Charlyn to me regarding my previous post! hahaha! Thanks yeah? Andrew, just answering some of your doubts on ur blog.
100% fat free products like youghurt taste like crap and nobody would
wanna buy it. 97% fat free is of the whole product...so it contains 3% fat..may
be saturated or unsaturated but u gotta check the label! And becareful cos
some 97% fat free products have very high sugar added to balance the taste.
Fat adds to the richness and the mouthfeel of the product so sugar is often
replaced to balance that. Manufacturers cant always use real fruit for
products such as fruit bars etc cos' real fruit have very short shelf
life. Therefore, they need to process it (drying) to extend its shelf-life and
by the end, there's no more nutrients left. Hope it helps!
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| I don't get it... when a product goes on a TV ad and says ".... 97% fat free...", what does it actually mean? Is it saying that it has only 3% fat from the original product? or it has only 3% fat in the whole product? but if society perceive fat as something bad, why not just make it 100% fat free? telling people its 97% fat free is just like saying, "I THINK i'm going to do it... but I haven't done it yet". Then! it goes on to say, "...it contains 46% natural fruits..." so! are you telling me that the 54% is unnatural, and if that's the case... why would i want to eat something that's not good for my body since natural food is again, perceive as the better option? maybe they would be better off selling fruits or something... like stating the obvious: " this apple is pluck straight from the fruit farm, it is 100% fat free and 100% natural!" | | |
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